1 post tagged “stuyvesant town”

Harvey Walnuts - Spent $12 a day on walnuts to feed the Stuyvesant Town squirrels.  "I used to take my ex - wife out to dinner three times a week," he said, "this is a lot cheaper than that or going on a date." 

One-Eyed Rob - Crazy and sad Rob always looked with his one good eye for someone to have a deep conversation about nothing with.  Recently purchased a Ginsu knife, but never got to use it since he left it at Walgreens when picking up his estrogen cream. 

feLINDA - Linda, a one time rock n' roll groupie, overcame her severe allergies to cats so she could pursue her passion as an at-home feline caretaker.   Nothing stopped her, not even the 2003 Blackout. 

Wall Street Charlie - Lived in the apartment above Linda and supposedly bangs things on purpose.

The Sometime Hindu - Mohinder sometimes indulged in a juicy hamburger at Dynasty Diner.

Dynasty Restaurant - Customers raved about their decaf coffee, but here's the secret... it's not decaf.  Open 24 hours except from Sunday.  Everything there is good and cheap. 

The Dynasty Duchesses - Every morning was Gay Pride Parade and if you were a good looking man they'd ask for more than your order.

Ma Bell - She drank at the Cove, but died on the corner when she hit her head on the curb.    The had a disco themed memorial for her at the bar. 

Tiger - The Cat that lived in 6F.  He wonder around the neighborhood and then wait around until someone took up in the elevator.