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A Ukrainian toy company is making it Springtime for Hitler with it's launch of a 16in Hitler doll - complete with moveable arms to reproduce Hitler's infamous salute - will first go on sale in the capital Kiev. The doll comes with a selection of outfits including "early days Adolf" (brown shirts and jodhpurs) and "wartime Adolf" (a grey double breasted tunic, black trousers and simple Iron Cross medal). There's no move to produce an Ava Braun doll, but why bother when the perfect Aryan specimen already exists --- BARBIE -- a perfect tall blond with blue eyes, no body fat and an assortment of careers ranging from astronaut to teacher to even President is single and available. Himmler, Goering did nothing compared to what dating Barbie will do for paving the way to world dominance. But why would Barbie want to pair up with this racist mass murdering dictator? Barbie has been facing some fierce competition from those multicultural Bratz dolls and let's not forget that damn Dora the Explorer. Things have been shaky with Ken for years and GI Joe is way to busy fighting Al Queda to pay her any attention. A few verses of Edelweiss may be all it takes before Barbs's is goose-stepping her way into Adolf's arms. Let's hope Skipper can talk some sense into her before it's too late!
